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today is the horse's birthday

Q: What's Australian for William Shakespeare?

A: Willy Waggadagger.


An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar. The barman says: Is this some kind of joke?


A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks: Why the long face?

3 comments:

Bernardus Sylvestris said...

I had to look around for one I didn't already know.
A combo into a bar and light bulb.


A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender," How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?"
The bartender replies, "Funny you should ask. That guy "dozing" at the end of the bar is a bass player."
The fellow walks down to the end of the bar and gently asks, "How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?"
the guy who had been "dozing" at the end of the bar bolts up in his chair and says," ONE-FIVE-ONE-FIVE-TWO-FIVE-TWO-FIVE-SEVEN-FIVE-TWO-FIVE-ONE-FIVE-THREE-FIVE-ONE!" And he "dozed" back off.

Ivy said...

I smiled at that first one. Heh.

Martin Edmond said...

How many roadies? TWO, TWO! One-Two, TWO, TWO!