It was outside a 1950s milkbar in Broken Hill. It really was a 1950s milkbar. Bell's. The waitresses (two) were plump and wore bouffants and pancake make-up. One was friendly, one wasn't. The decor was impeccable, the provenance too. It was up on the wall in the museum section. Where you bought souvenirs. I had a Jaffa milkshake and it was just like the Jaffa milkshakes I used to have at Gilbert's Dairy in Greytown in 1963. Well, there's slippage all over the place, even in time. My friend had Creaming Soda or was it Vanilla? At Gilbert's (they were Lebanese but I didn't know this at the time), Peter'd put in a squirt of orange and then a squirt of chocolate: that was Jaffa. He'd ask if you wanted ice cream in it or not. But I'm talking about outside, before we went in. Sitting in the hot car waiting for the song to end. That was like the 1950s too, waiting for the song to end. It never did, or it always did, or it still is ending, I'm not sure which. Anyway, the song. Guess who it's by? I'm only going to post the lyrics, the rest is up to you:
I grew up here all of my lifeI dreamed someday I'd goWhere the blue eyed girlsAnd the red guitars And the naked rivers flowNow I'm not all I thought I'd beI've always stayed aroundI've been as far as Mercy and GrandFrozen to the groundI can't stay here and I'm scared to leaveSo kiss me once and thenI'll go to hellI might as wellBe whistling down the windThe bus at the cornerThe clock on the wallA broken down windmillAin't no wind at allI yelled and I cursedIf I stay here I'll rustI'm stuck like a shipwreckOut here in the dust
(accordion solo)
The sky is redAnd the world is on fireAnd the corn is taller than meA dog is tiedTo a wagon of rainAnd the road is as wet as the seaSometimes the music from a danceWill carry across the plainsThe places that I'm dreaming ofDo they dream only of me? There are places where they never sleepAnd the circus never endsI will take the Marylebone CoachAnd be whistling down the wind
So I will take the Marylebone CoachAnd whistle down the windAfterwards, we just drove away.